Here's a look at some unusual police reports from around the area this week:

A woman getting mad at a man for viewing pornographic materials isn’t exactly news. What happened after that in Mt. Airy, however, is a different story.

According to reports, a house fire occurred shortly after a woman confronted her ex-boyfriend about watching pornographic videos. Get the full story here.

You Have to Appreciate the Irony: Things got poetic in Ardmore on May 8 when, according to police reports, a car’s rear window was smashed in by a 25 mph speed limit sign. Nothing was reported missing from the car. Read more about it here.

Those Must Be Some Nice Bushes: In Radnor, police responded to a report that about $800 worth of shrubs was stolen from a yard between 6 p.m. and 8 a.m. See all the details here.

(Too Much of a) Commitment to Health: In Malvern, police responded to the reported theft of a Pilates machine, estimated to weigh more than 200 pounds, from a resident’s garage. Read more about it here.

But Where Did the Lighter Come From:  In Bryn Mawr, a Villanova student was arrested on May 8 and charged with public drunkenness. When taken back to police headquarters, he tried to light his cell mattress on fire, according to the police report. Get the full story here.