Sandwich Stealer: According to a report on Radnor Patch, a 25-year-old man was cited for  retail theft after he was seen putting two drinks and a sandwich into a bag without paying for it on Aug. 23 at the Giant in St. Davids. Another man got away with a drink and sandwich before staff got the chance to stop him. Read the full blotter here.

I've Heard of Beer on the Golf Course, but This is Something Else: According to a report from Marple-Newtown Patch, police responded to an area golf course after an employee found five cast iron benches damaged and and a keg of beer on the course's third hole. Read the full story here.

Watering the Bushes: According to a report on Haverford Patch, a 24-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after police found him urinating into a bush. Read the complete blotter here.